Sun 17 Feb 2008
The Ugliest Porsche Ever: Gemballa Tornado GTR700 Cayenne
Posted by ggpscar under Rants[4] Comments
I know you all may have thought that the Porsche Cayenne was ugly. But we could get over the fact because it was one of the first times that the Porsche motor company had ever done anything to Piss Me Off.
But today they have done it. Just when you thought it could not get uglier and the company would learn from it’s mistake we bring you the Gemballa Tornado GTR700 Porsche Cayenne.
If the Porsche Cayenne was not ugly enough, the geniuses behind the original Porsche Cayenne had a wet dream one night. In the dream they saw a tornado and a Porsche Cayenne. The Porsche Cayenne was sucked up along with a retarded cow, what came out can only be explained as the main reasons why animals and Cars are not allowed to re-produce.
Don’t believe me?
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October 27th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
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December 29th, 2008 at 1:01 am
Nice blog btw
April 23rd, 2009 at 9:03 am
it depends on the person’s taste, this style would not be elegant and looks rich. However, i think this styling is meant to be aggresive, rally or GT kind of expression. In fact, i do like this version but not as a daily car even if i’ll be able to buy it.
July 14th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
Nice web site I found it on Yahoo , keep up the good work!!