Cars, vans, Trucks, 4X4’s

On Sept. 13, 2007, the SSC Ultimate Aero broke the existing record to become the world’s fastest production car. The Ultimate Aero posted 257.41 mph on the first pass and 254.88 mph on the second for an average of 256.18 mph. They say that the car just needed more road and it could have gotten more speed. That is very fast.

This is a very nice looking car. I wish I can afford to buy one.

Here is a GPS navigation system that you can buy. You just have to click on the image to view it.

This is the cheapest GPS unit that Buy.com had. It is $184.99. What do you guys think of it? What are your favorite GPS units?

You could only expect this from people in Russia.

It seems that the country that bought us communism finds the need to destroy beautiful SUV’s by adding an extra set of wheels to make sure that the damn thing will never fit in a reasonable sized parking lot or ever get you laid again.

Following on from last years tradition of releasing a limitied edition championship addition of their vehicle.  Hummer has released this years H3 Championship Edition that would make Jay-7 proud.

Only 750 will be produced.  500 for the USA. and 250 for the rest of the world.

Considering that G-Unit and 50 Cent will take about 20 of these, I wonder who will pick up the rest?

The Hummers come factory fitted with all the bling that would need, so you dont need to worry about taking your new Hummer to West Coast Customs to get it blingified, begining with the rig’s exclusive Silver Ice monochrome paint scheme. The grille, hood vents, and side extractors all get coated in the silver ice, and the chrome appearance package dresses up the 20″ wheels and other trim elements. Inside, it’s pretty well loaded, right down to the rear-seat entertainment system.

I know you all may have thought that the Porsche Cayenne was ugly. But we could get over the fact because it was one of the first times that the Porsche motor company had ever done anything to Piss Me Off.

But today they have done it. Just when you thought it could not get uglier and the company would learn from it’s mistake we bring you the Gemballa Tornado GTR700 Porsche Cayenne.

If the Porsche Cayenne was not ugly enough, the geniuses behind the original Porsche Cayenne had a wet dream one night. In the dream they saw a tornado and a Porsche Cayenne. The Porsche Cayenne was sucked up along with a retarded cow, what came out can only be explained as the main reasons why animals and Cars are not allowed to re-produce.

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1) Audi Q v12 Tdi Concept:

Are you tired of only seeing Sports Utility Vehicles in dark colors?  Audi as has unvelieved the new Audi Q V12 TDI concept SUV, and they have taken the chance of unvelieing it in WHITE.

Why you would want an SUV that is white is beyond me, but looking at this beautiful creature reminds me of Willy from Free Willy.

Obviously you would not want to spend your time off-roading with this.

2)  Audi S3:

You saw the one of the biggest Audi’s in white, now time to take a look at it in a much more smalled version.  Think of this like the ipod nano’s of the Audi’s.

3) Audi R8:

Dubbed as the “slowest car” they ever made this beauty look as beautiful in the pictures as it does in real life.  And for you females out there… When they say slowest that does not mean the top speed is 30 MPH that means that it is one of the slowest cars off the production line.  Only 2,000 models were released this year.

4)  Audi A4

We can’t have an Audi list without talking about the car that put Audi on the map.  The A4 looks quite luxurious in white, but when compared with the pics of the SUV and RB it just doesn’t feel quite right.

5) Audi TTS Roadster

I thought it would not be right to complete this list without the obligatory roadster. So here goes.  This is the convertible.

5) The Scion

The median age of a Toyota consumer was, as of February 2007, 54 years old. Comparatively, Scion’s average buyer age is the lowest in the industry, at 39 years old.

This is friggin nasty.

4) Honda Element

The Honda element is a compact crossover SUV. By crossover they mean half transvesstite and half car.

If you are driving this car, chances are the only thing in your passenger seat is a crossover between a man and a woman.

3) Baja Subaru

James Healey, writing for USAtoday at the time of the Baja’s introduction called it a “controversial fashion statement with limited utility”. Talk about understatement of the year.

The Baja is named after the Baja peninsula that straddles Mexico and the US, and is home to the Baja 1000 off-road race. Something as ugly as this can only be the result of being named after something that happens in a place that straddles somewhere between the US and Mexico.

For some reason I think of a yellow Crocodile whenever I see this damn thing.

2) Chevy Avalanche

First year Avalanches featured light gray plastic body cladding, intended to provide visual distinction from the Suburban/Yukon XL

PLASTIC. BODY. CLADDING. Nuff said.

1) Pontiac Aztec

If Apocalypto taught us anything it was that Indians are bad asses.  It seems that the people at Pontiac wanted to take that view point, and drop a load all over it.  So that the next time you thought of Indians, this monstrosity would come to mind: